*all true!
13. Inviting him to feel the head of the surgical screw on the forearm injury she got in a recent (DWI?) car accident.
12. Drinking so much that he thinks he should take her home just for her own safety.
11. Mentioning that her ex thought she talked too much and then proceeding to talk for a straight 20 minutes.
10. Mentioning she's planning to move soon. When asked where, she says she's not sure because... she was foreclosed on!
9. Inviting him to a nice place for dinner and then not making even a vague attempt to pay.
8. Mentioning she's embarassed to see a guy in the bar who she was once "with" (i.e. one-night stand).
7. Going to a dark bar or restaurant early to get a seat and not getting up to greet him when he arrives. Towards end of the date, getting up to go to bathroom and revealing she's an Asstastrophe!
6. Telling him she wants to take it slow (when he's not even sure he wants a second date!)
5. Being way too enthusiastic about showing pictures of her dog or cat.
4. Telling him she doesn't forget anything (but meaning it somehow in a positive way...)
12. Drinking so much that he thinks he should take her home just for her own safety.
11. Mentioning that her ex thought she talked too much and then proceeding to talk for a straight 20 minutes.
10. Mentioning she's planning to move soon. When asked where, she says she's not sure because... she was foreclosed on!
9. Inviting him to a nice place for dinner and then not making even a vague attempt to pay.
8. Mentioning she's embarassed to see a guy in the bar who she was once "with" (i.e. one-night stand).
7. Going to a dark bar or restaurant early to get a seat and not getting up to greet him when he arrives. Towards end of the date, getting up to go to bathroom and revealing she's an Asstastrophe!
6. Telling him she wants to take it slow (when he's not even sure he wants a second date!)
5. Being way too enthusiastic about showing pictures of her dog or cat.
4. Telling him she doesn't forget anything (but meaning it somehow in a positive way...)
3. Starting a sentence with "Are you the one who...?"
2. Telling him she's losing custody of her child, but that "It's for the best."
1. Mentioning over lunch that she's starting a new business to be marketed to schools: lice and nit removal. Actual slogan: "We make louse calls."
1. Mentioning over lunch that she's starting a new business to be marketed to schools: lice and nit removal. Actual slogan: "We make louse calls."
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The 13 mistakes you mention above is really true and very common scenario to online daters. We can't deny the fact that we commit mistakes specially if it's our first time dating someone but as time goes by you will used to it and correct those errors you've done before.
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