From the Urban Dictionary.
Asstastrophe: When a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.
Boner blinded: When a man is so obsessed with a woman that he is completely oblivious to everything else when she is around [or overlooks obvious red flags].
Cockblock: One who prevents another from scoring sexually. Female equivalent: Pussyblock.
Date bait: Any material object or event that entices the opposite sex to seek interest in reuniting with a person at a later date.
Date farts: The long and seemingly never-ending stream of farts that come after you've dropped off your date and/or left their house in the morning because you've been holding them in.
Divorce cherry: (submitted by the PuppetMaster) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
Ejacuvate: The "hit it and quit it" principle. A one night stand. To have sex with a woman and then get your walk on.
One night relationstand: When a woman thinks she is going to get a relationship out of it but it turns out to be a one night stand. Or when its supposed to be a one night stand but it turns into a relationship!
Regretgasm: An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.
Relationblip: A very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it."
Relationshit: A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
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