IMPORTANT dating "tips" for guys (dating humor)

In his e-Book, "Double Your Dating", the first thing you learn from Eben Pagan aka "David DeAngelo" is that "attraction" is not a CHOICE -- that you can't really MAKE a person want you because it's REALLY a "biological/chemical" thing. He then proceeds to give you tips on how to CREATE "attraction", as if it's NOT really a "biological/chemical" thing after all. (You also realize that you won't get very far with the ladies with a name like "Eben Pagan.")

The other "take-away" is that REALLY "hot" women DON'T play by the same rules than their "less-hot" sisters do; that you need to act half WACKO (verging on "abusive") with them and make them insecure so that they will SOMEHOW find you "attractive", even if you're really JUST a "nice" guy.

Oh yeah, and David D teaches you that it's OK to put "common" words and phrases in quotes and use LOTS of CAPS instead of italics for emphasis. It's a GREAT way to create to add a "huckster-like" quality to your writing. TRY it!

Here's a list of some actual headings from his emails. The funny thing is he never really gets around to telling you how to do these things -- even in his e-Book. (OK, which I finally bought!)

--How to approach women step-by-step
--How to "stop" a woman on the street
--How to be a "real man" and trigger attraction in women
--How to find out if she's single
--How to "impress" her on a date
--How to get what you WANT from women
--How to create "chemistry" with women
--How to act when a woman likes you
--How to use "body language" to attract women
--How to "warm up" a "cold" woman
--How to deal with "tests" from women
--How to act around VERY attractive women
--How to date woman "out of your league"
--How to control your emotions around women
--How to make a woman laugh
--How to approach a woman and take her home
--How to get past a woman's defenses
--How to make a woman FASCINATED by you
--How to PREVENT rejection from women

And finally...
--How to "bounce back" from a break up

She (Minnebarista) says: seriously, dudes, a lot of you are WUSSBAGS. So many of you blow it after first attracting me by doing EVERYTHING to scare me off from that point on. I recommend reading some of the columns from DoubleYourDating so you can finally LEARN what it takes to keep my fingers off of the door. Tell David DeAngelo that ReaniMate sent you there!