How do you know if romance is really retreating? Here are 13 signals!
- No longer holding hands in movies or farts in bed
- Texting during foreplay
- Fewer comments about your sister's rack
- Blow jobs now on third Tuesday of the month only
- No longer putting down toilet seat . . . or flushing . . . or wiping . . .
- Discrete calls in the middle of the day just to berate you
- Dog more excited to see him or her than you are
- Dog providing more intimate conversations than him or her
- Going from casual complaining to friends to creating a dedicated blog
- Holding door only if some hottie is walking in behind you
- Suggesting you try a third
- Only staying together for the cats' sake
- "As Good as it Gets" has given way to "As Engorged as it Gets"
How do you know if romance is really retreating? Here are 13 signals!
3 comments:
Fewer comments about your sister's rack.
Find perfect match and enjoy dating with your dreamed one. Thousand of people who are looking for their dream partner are registering here. http://twitter.com/247dating
hahahah In addition to that, burping for hours after eating, farting infront of your partner!
Post a Comment