1. Sure, Billy Ray Cyrus seems like a cool, single dad NOW, but young girls don't remember the Achy-Breaky mullet.2. Much like the Iraqi Parliament officials, their vote can be bought.
3. "Sure, mom, spend all the time you want with him so I can spend more time surfing porn on YouTube."
4. Never trust the opinion of a child who thinks The Wiggles or The Doodlebops are manly.
5. A few ounces of silicone can completely change a teenage boy’s perspective.
6. Boyfriend initiating a cute game of “count my medications” can distract kids from bigger-picture issues.
7. My 15 year-old son: “So if you got married, what does that make me and her (hot) daughter?”
8. If mom's a bitter bitch already, they know their lives will be a living hell if you take up with that 25-year-old trophy babe.
9. They’re too young to realize that the cherry-red Porsche is a tell-tale sign of a tiny penis.
10. Contrary to the pediatrician's advice, there is such a thing as too much MILF for a growing boy.
11. Given the option to truly be involved in the vote, mom would be licking Santa Claus' "candy cane."
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For me, single parents shouldn’t be whoring around at all. Until their kids are 18 their duty is to them and them only. Dating or (re)marrying is selfish, and a lot of parents have screwed up their kids by doing this. My mother dated the same guy off and on for around 15 years.
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