Friday, March 28, 2008

Top 11 irritating things couples do (dating humor)

11. Sending holiday pictures with just their kid(s) because they're apparently too dumpy and/or estanged to appear together.

10. Sending holiday pictures of just their pet(s) because their kids are now teenagers and are also too dumpy and/or estranged.

9. Writing holiday brag letters in the third person when everyone knows its from the wife.

8. Wives complaining to others about their husbands when they've had too much to drink.

7. Husbands purposely belittling their wives in front of others.

6. Not being sure what to ask you about yourself and your weird single life, so they just drone on about remodeling projects and kids' activities. Zzzzz...

5. Husbands needing to clear every invitation with their wives because they have no time for themselves.

4. Complaining to you about their in-laws.

3. One word: "We"

2. Fixing you up with their single friend and thinking you'll be perfect together because s/he is the only other (pathetic) single friend they have.

1. Living vicariously through their single friends because their own relationship is apparently a barren emotional/sexual wasteland.

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Oh i noticed that with my american husband. I am a filipina girl, and its weird when he tells people in front of me that I can't cook. I was like WTF, do you really have to tell everyone to make a point. Why cant we just discuss about it and work with it. It;s nerve-racking!