1. Sure, Billy Ray Cyrus seems like a cool, single dad NOW, but young girls don't remember the Achy-Breaky mullet.2. Much like the Iraqi Parliament officials, their vote can be bought.
3. "Sure, mom, spend all the time you want with him so I can spend more time surfing porn on YouTube."
4. Never trust the opinion of a child who thinks The Wiggles or The Doodlebops are manly.
5. A few ounces of silicone can completely change a teenage boy’s perspective.
6. Boyfriend initiating a cute game of “count my medications” can distract kids from bigger-picture issues.
7. My 15 year-old son: “So if you got married, what does that make me and her (hot) daughter?”
8. If mom's a bitter bitch already, they know their lives will be a living hell if you take up with that 25-year-old trophy babe.
9. They’re too young to realize that the cherry-red Porsche is a tell-tale sign of a tiny penis.
10. Contrary to the pediatrician's advice, there is such a thing as too much MILF for a growing boy.
11. Given the option to truly be involved in the vote, mom would be licking Santa Claus' "candy cane."
For me, single parents shouldn’t be whoring around at all. Until their kids are 18 their duty is to them and them only. Dating or (re)marrying is selfish, and a lot of parents have screwed up their kids by doing this. My mother dated the same guy off and on for around 15 years.
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